Say what you will about how men behave when they are sick, I am the absolute worst. My throat is mildly sore and I have a headache, so I can’t think. I’m going to eat honey, drink rum, and whine in front of the television for a little while. I’ve convinced myself that I have consumption. I don’t know what that is, but it’s the only explanation for my mildly sore throat and my big whiny baby attitude. Since I can’t brain today, here’s a self-centered poll.
Actually, just comment with specifics anyway. I want to know what I should be wallowing in with my totally minor ailment right now.